Artistic InspirationA young woman named Alice loved making art, and practiced writing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical dragons, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Kent, and a portrait of Stephen Merchant that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby flower for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in writing to create the most beautiful deviation depicting balls dancing anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, flower!"
Sleepless Nights"Ugh.""Hmm, what is it?" He rolled over to look at the clock."She's crying again.""Well, go get her," he groaned and rubbed his eyes."I got her the last time!""My knee's acting up.""Your knee is always acting up.""Because I got shot in the knee, remember!?!""With an arrow?""I swear to God, you do a joke like that one more time and you're sleeping on the couch.""Oh right, like you would ever have that happen, my little cuddle bug."He was silent and snarled when a snicker was heard on the other side of the bed. "FINE, I'll go get her!" He sat up and stretched, grabbing his cane to help himself to his feet. Just to piss off his bedmate, he turned on the lamp by his bed and left the room with a proud grin on his face. His knee always acted up when it was raining, and the thunderstorm outside made it throb at every crack of thunder. It also scared the living hell out of their small dog, who was now whimpering and trembling under their bed. He usually comforted the poo